Farewell A Moment
Not so long time ago ... in the land of flowing Gonzalez, Frenchmen and Latino Chics, there lived a kungfu couple who pursued the skillz of Salsa-kwando under the guidance of high-master Jay in SalsaJay. 21st day of the first month in year two-thousand and six was the very day the kungfu couple became apprentices in SalsaJay school of Salsa-kwando as it was written in the book of Ramayana-rueda. Legend has it that the couple mastered the art of Salsa-kwandoism in such short time that it made the Blackpool Knights look like childplay. Modern day researchers think their strong kungfu background may have attributed to the accelerated learning process.
With such powderful skillz, they would have achieved the status of
Salseroismhood in no time but unfortunately, fate has chosen another course. One of the kungfu couple has been sentenced to serve the lords in the land of Dubaiyan for a period of 300 years due to her failure in a local village tongue-twisting competition. For the next 300 Dubaiyan years, the kungfu couple has vowed to continue mastering the skills of Salsa-kwandoism. THE END.

Glossary
Salsa-kwando - Kungfu dance from the region of Northern Peetaring Javaya
Ramayana-rueda - The only surviving written proof of the famed SalsaJay School Blackpool Knights - Royale Guards of Castle BlackPool known to be skillful in Salsa-kwandoism
Salseroismhood - Salsa Godliness Dubaiyan - Deep deserts of the Egyptarius Empire
100 Dubaiyan years = 1 standard year
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